So, you know, don’t expect to run a fuel line to it and get anything other than a mound of melted and possibly smoldering plastic.

You write this as if it’s a bad thing.

“Grab your egg and fours and let’s get the bacon delivered.”

Bally Jerry...pranged his kite...right in how’s yer father...hairy blighter...dicky-birdied...feathered back on his Sammy...took a waspy...flipped over on his Betty Harper’s and caught his can in the Bertie...

People are out of their god damn minds these days

Cowl induction?

I am an engineer.

I am surprised that people don’t use the park brake when PARKING a car. It was taught to me in drivers ed. Heck, I’ve religiously used the park brake even before I got a manual transmission car.

People complain about our overly safety-conscious culture, but the truth is, nobody ever practices basic safety in everyday…

Because the last time a parking brake was probably used was when he took his driver’s license test. Some people just don’t give a crap about cars. Car doesn’t move = Car won’t move when I leave. Also, will get hate comments now because “I like celebrity and you are hating on him, therefore I must spam you now”

Maybe he did not set the parking brake? Why rely on the transmission to stop the car from moving?

Very polarizing, but definitely.

These fuckers STILL passed me by

I am terrified of jack failure.

The problem is from corruption at an epic level.

The problems are from socialism totalitarianism not oil prices.

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The plaintive cry of horny men everywhere