Don’t forget the time machine in case the cloning fails.

iMovie? Consider yourself lucky that you don’t have to use Windows Movie Maker.

Obviously it’s a valve that turns the snuffles on and off. Right now my snuffle valve is wide open due to all of the pollen in the air, allowing the snuffles to flow freely out of my nose.

White shirts form an essential component of the cat/buttered-toast/white-shirt/tomato-sauce propulsion technology.

Or a diesel Hemi. Or a Hellcat Hemi. Or a diesel Hellcat Hemi.

You don't need to save it; it doesn't take long to find it on Craigslist with nearly any random search query.

Those “weird shakes” come from the clutches engaging. A bit off-putting when one’s not familiar with it, but relatively normal for dual-clutch transmissions, apparently.

Could use some TLC.

Well, duh, of course you don't start elementary maths with Laplace transforms. That's what the Riemann zeta hypothesis is there for.

I was really fond of “House Of Cars”, but apparently that didn’t get much of a following.

China has a single country-wide time zone, GMT+8, that spans five Russian time zones. The route will take it from there to GMT+6, +5, +3, +2, and then finally to +1 when it enters Poland. If not for politics, it’d cross eight time zones, perhaps nine depending on where GMT+8 and +9 where to meet.

Yay, new Kinja’d GIF!

It looks fantastic. I don’t know where the claim about the “big, strange, complicated weirdness” and that the car “should be little”. It doesn’t seem complicated, and the car remains just as small as before. It even manages to retain the same trunk space with the top down!

1. Studebaker

If your father also happened to own a Dodge Aspen or Plymouth Volaré at some point in his life, I’ll have to start believing in divine fate.

My grandfather had a B210 in the 1980s, poop brown with turtleshell wheel covers, rusted-through floorboards (and other body panels), and a leaky radiator. He bought it to replace a white Pinto, of which Dad half-jokingly claimed was the only reliable Pinto in town, so why Gramps had to get the wheeled turd no one…

1) You don't talk about Flight Club.

That needs to become another article, “Look At How Little Airliner Interiors Have Changed Since the deHavilland Comet”.

I can imagine the patent claim now.

Looking at these I expected Godzilla or Ultraman to pop out of nowhere. Imagine my disappointment when I saw alpha-channel-abusing miniature young Carl Sagan instead. Not cool.