Does anyone know if it can run Photoshop/Illustrator?

@mordicai: OH ALSO you are totally great for ripping on the two party system, this is one of my favorite obscure political things to rant about. I actually wrote a paper about the many ways in which it is fundamentally flawed and hurting our country. (Now I'm reminding myself of Glenn Beck, so I won't go on.)

@mordicai: Yes! I've been saying this all along. Obama is a moderate liberal with a very progressive base, who projected onto him all their hopes for radical change. That's why we're all so disappointed in him now - because he's not the progressive we thought we elected.

@twileen: Ugh, yes! No one should have to be triggered in the workplace. I used to work with a bulimic who talked about how fat she thought she was all the time (She was a size 4. I am now bigger than a size 4, but I struggled with an ED for many years, so you can imagine how this made me feel.) Totally triggering for…

@LoSpaz: It's not only that they're saying one employee is more valuable than another, it's basically a pay cut for employees deemed overweight/unhealthy! I assume that most employees utilize their discounts to buy the majority of their groceries, so if some employees are paying more than others for the same products,…

@mordicai: I literally posted this exact sentiment downthread.

Okay, I am now resigning myself to the fact that unless things start to turn around pretty quickly, Obama is probably going to be a one-term president and that the inevitable conservative backlash will set us back another 25 years. So here's what the President needs to do: SAY FUCK IT. Forget the Republicans, forget…

@bluewine: Yeah, I agree. The writer presents his behavior in a way that legitimizes it by making it seem inevitable - he can't help himself, even though he's trying so hard to be better! This is really common in abusers. The overly self-flagellating language is also a huge red flag, and I think Prudie recognized…

@Mrs. Stephen Fry: He is one of my favorite living artists. I saw an exhibit of his work in Venice when I was in high school and have loved his stuff ever since. I wrote a paper on him for art history and talked about the Leigh Bowery portraits as well.

@DontFearTheReefer: (Before anyone assumes that I'm snarking on porn stars, or a frequent porn watcher, I work at a store with an XXX section, which I am in charge of, and therefore spend a lot of time looking at commercial porn boxes. In general, looking at fake boobs all day depresses me, but Stoya always catches…

Holy shit, Stoya. I knew there was a reason I always thought you were the only porn star who's actually attractive, in a real-human way. I also prefer not to associate with those who think "u" is an acceptable substitute for "you."

@cinematheques:

@Phyllis Nefler: I was sort of horrified for a second at the thought that she might be practicing crystal magic. Then I remembered she's a devout Christian and would definitely think that kind of thing is satanic. My guess is she just likes the shiny rocks.

@Chicken Noodle: Called it.

Does he have a tattoo on his finger? I MUST KNOW.

@Laulau: I love this. He's one of my favorites, and I loved this exhibit at the Hirschorn (DC represent!). But I'm not sure why you call him a one-trick pony... because he only does oversized sculptures of people? Most artists have a specific subject or subject matter they concentrate on, and the works he creates…

@Highsmith: I am pulling SO HARD for a Kathryn Bigelow win on Oscar night. Sounds like Helen Mirren voted the right way.

@mama_t: Yeah, I was going to say. There's "They must be so in love!" and its more mean-spirited cousin, "He must be so gay."

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: As much as I dislike him, I also found myself defending him yesterday. He was definitely joking.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Also it makes it sound like some kind of magical land of milk and honey where all the "exotic" women, every single one, are beautiful and easy and waiting for YOU, big stud! I can tell you that in actuality, whatever country is being held up as the premium of female beauty actually contains…