@mediumrare415: not gonna lie, this is a big part of the reason for my love of old black sabbath records!

@DontFearTheReefer: (on the far right)

@mediumrare415: have you ever seen a picture of young ozzy? i think kelly looks JUST like him!

was it really necessary to draw sarah palin's breasts that large?

god FUCKING damn it, was just there literally half an hour ago!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

i once saw amanda lepore on the street in new york city. she is much less freaky looking in person, very petite and delicate.

@DontFearTheReefer: oops that was suposed to be a reply to @zu_zu!

unfortunately most of it is not hers, she wears extensions. no judgment here, it's practically impossible to get blonde hair like she has to grow really long because bleaching and styling it is so damaging.

for a second i thought she was pregnant again after just giving birth a few months ago and was like, "for the love of god, liev schrieber, leave the poor woman alone!"

@ritualtheory: i actually think it may have been lillian vernon! i'm still no closer to remembering what it was called, though. anyway, thank you for taking the time to read all that.

ok people, maybe someone can help me out with this. i used to read my grandma's weird catalogs like harriet stevens (or whatever it's called) and this one. one of them was selling some kind of archaic sex toy - i remember something about it being designed by a swiss doctor? the reason i am trying to recall it is…

i literally gasped when i read that they had executed her partner. oh my god, so awful.

Chavez is the leader of Venezuela, not Chile.

@mharker: i know tina would love the star wars reference.

that is my purse!!!!!! i have that purse!!!! MAJOR WTF

@Easybreezy: unfortunately, it is difficult for me to suppress this same thought. i love boobs! i wish i had some!

i really appreciate the fact that this post draws a connection between barbie and sorority girls, because the sorority girls on my campus are clearly getting their style inspiration from her. i blame barbie for the fact that so many girls of my generation aspire to bimbo-dom.

@gherkinfiend: yeah, i wonder if you have to pay for your own whips and handcuffs (or whatever it is dommes use, i think my inexperience with S&M is showing) or if the agency provides them for you. sex stores charge a pretty penny for that stuff!

i wouldn't have sex for money, but i think would consider this. my boyfriend has TWO ex-girlfriends who are now working as dominatrixes (sounds like he has a type, huh? no, i am not a dom.) according to them, there's no sexual contact and they make pretty good money. the customers are probably skeevy as hell, but i'd…