@DontFearTheReefer: @plothole: to paraphrase mammy: "you, miss kaley, are not a lady."

i've never heard of her... does she do something or is being clark gable's granddaughter her only claim to fame?

i don't like almost any meat, but when i had cuy (guinea pig) in peru i thought it was pretty tasty.

omg, the goat one is possibly the funniest thing i've ever seen

i really love his coat. IS THAT SO WRONG???

@andheartss: yes! tennessee thomas. i really like her name.

@IceCreamIsAwesome: that mentality is responsible for the birth of the rural meth lab.

baby looks so much like daddy, but it looks like she's got mom's red hair! adorable.

@tashatakeadive: damn, good eye!

@Espatriata: OMG, I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR LIKE 2 YEARS. i swear to god, on nov. 1 the bush admin. is going to be like, "hey, we found him! USA #1! VOTE REPUBLICAN!" and hand the election to mccain.

@kimsama: oh no, it's terrible but i often have the same thought. i'm hoping for a minor stroke, actually... something non-fatal but debilitating. it could happen!

@hilkaryic: omg, i read remember me 2 about 8 times. it was SO RIDICULOUS. i think it was about an inner-city latina girl who trades souls with shari, so shari kind of comes back to life. and there was something about a writer with a troll in her closet. an actual troll. it was a very snarky, sarcastic troll.

pour a little salad dressing on the curb, you guys. THIS ONE'S FOR MY HOMIE PAUL NEWMAN.

@theruraljuror: Or Hat. But that's more of a boy's name.

@DontFearTheReefer: i hope everyone realized i was quoting 30 rock here, i don't want to take credit for tina fey's comic genius!

love, love, love tina. she is my heroine - and by that i mean lady hero, i don't want to inject her and listen to jazz.

anybody feel like summarizing for me? i got through about a third of it but i felt like i was stuck in a particularly boring poli sci lecture.

@Ceiling Cat: i'll totally send it to you if you want it. everyone should listen to this song.

@stealthird: oh my god, i just heard that song last week and it's already one of the top most played songs on my itunes. I AM OBSESSED. and you're so right, it's very faithful to the amazing original but she does it even better!

it's my birthday!! thanks!