@Dear Blond Diary: i'm 5'8 and was like 105 at my sickest, and i could barely function. it takes total starvation to get down any lower than that. i can't believe that keira knightley is my height and 99 pounds. i don't know if she has an ED or not, but girl needs to eat a cheeseburger.

yeah, as a former anorexic, i can recognize the ED body type that comes with prolonged starvation, and most of those girls are textbook examples. it makes me really sad.

@AllieCaulfield: it's just nell.

@J.D.Regent: it's paste to make your bikini bottoms stick to your butt cheeks so they don't ride up as you're prancing around onstage.

ever seen any pictures of the girl on the right in the first picture at events? she is the smiliest person EVER. like, you can see all the way back to her molars. it's frightening.

@Blackagar Boltigon: yes!! love brand new. i totally have a sic transit gloria tattoo.

what about eva green? i say that mostly because i have a huge crush on her, but she would be great!

also, these designs remind me of this shot of anjelica huston in the 70s. think she's wearing halston?

@labeled: maybe it's my weird genes, because orange looks pretty terrible on me. i'm half irish half spanish so my skin is super pale, but also kind of yellow. the orange just makes me look sallower.

@labeled: hahahaha. but seriously though, orange is terrible!!! i think it can only look good on women with darker skin.

**IT looks good. maybe i should give my full attention to commenting on jezebel instead of trying to listen to my lecture.

ooh, i love it all. i need some floaty muumuus for when i'm in a lounging mood. i'm so into those 70s silhouettes.

@DontFearTheReefer: jesus, i'm just now realizing how many euphemisms the english language has for pregnancy. we're like eskimos and snow.

@fluffybudgie: hahaha that's horrible. what about 'with child?' or 'in the family way,' to make it even more victorian?

@morninggloria: exactly what i was thinking!! it sounds right at home on a list with the dutch oven and the donkey punch. we should make up a truly disgusting meaning for eating moose... i was thinking something poop-related. anyone have any other ideas?

@badmutha: @Khrushchev: @Cuteasabutton: i hate hate hate cutesy terms for pregnancy. what's wrong with 'i'm pregnant?' the only one of those that i would actually say is 'up the stick.' incidentally, does anyone know what the origin of that little phrase is? it totally doesn't make sense. does stick refer to a…

"eating moose" sounds like a sex act to me. a really gross one. anyone else? anyone?

PLEASE NEVER USE THE WORD SPERMINATED EVER AGAIN!!!

oh does anyone know if she's still with that cute boy? ben foster i think?

i like her outfit and would probably wear most of it. i'm into grody, beat up shit. you can get away with it when you're young.