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My ex-girlfriend and I had a list. It was mostly just a fun way to engage in a little fantasy and we never took it seriously.

I made my favorite t-shirt because of this doc.

After receiving the news this morning, I brushed my teeth, showered, put on slacks and a blue buttoned down shirt that I had to iron.

Santacin is worse if you actually encounter it, but is usually easy to avoid.

David Carr was preparing to give a statement today on his respect and admiration for Andre Johnson, but got sacked.

Not until they die. Just until I die.

[[Hoping Walt ‘Clyde’ Frazier refers to it as “tweeting and skeeting” during the next broadcast.]]

None of the words in that sentence make any sense.

Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

I was distinctly promised a sub-500 division winner this year. Perhaps more than one. I demand a refund on the unused portion of this season, which I have returned in its original packaging.

At that high of a level, no job is a career-killer.

Also an excellent Emergency Hot Dog Roll.

If not for consumption, what is the best thing to do with the two end slices on a loaf of bread? Why are they good for?

I can’t wait until the Washington Mystics hire Mo Cheeks as their next head coach.

You neglected to mention the staple song of any Black family Christmas celebration.. Donny Hathaway- This Christmas

Jive ass turkeys get served regardless of whether it is holiday season, cuffing season, Black History month, whatever. Fools get got.

Freeney put Kalil on the ground with that spin move. The follow-through with the elbow throws him like 5 yards away. Incredible.