A friend and I sneaked into a Parliament Funckadelic concert in Oakland back in the late 70’s. We sneaked in via the band’s entrance and meandered around back stage for the entire show! Nobody bothered us - we were about 12 or so, because everyone was smoking weed, duh. So, we enjoyed George Clinton, Bootsy Collins,…

Never ever ask an athlete for movie recommendations.

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

CBS should throw up some “Animal House”–style freeze-frame captions at the end of that Patriots-Cowboys game.

why do Bills fans insist on utilizing their partners’ pants like dead Tauntauns?

If there is a just god in this universe, she was yelling “What are thooooooooooooooose?!”

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You realize that at the end of training camp, Phil Jackson will hold a presser with Dolan. Phil will walk in with a huge grin, spread his arms wide, and simply say “The Aristocrats!” before walking out.

Because she’s LYING ABOUT BEING BLACK.

When I was little wrestling was sacred in my house. Saturday morning and Saturday nights were dedicated to NWA Worldwide and NWA World Championship Wrestling. Hulk Hogan was little more than a cartoon character to me. Some guy those Yankees watched. But this...this was RASSLIN. And no one personified rasslin more than…

He did stunning work here on Joe Henry’s “Richard Pryor Addresses a Tearful Nation.”

All kinds of sad about this. I’ve had The Shape of Jazz To Come playing all day…

I live in NYC. I’m from the area. I lived upstate for a while. Let’s make a deal - you don’t propagate the use of flip flops, and I won’t make fun of you for being a godless hippie with rancid feet with no respect for your surroundings.

So you’re saying that they need to merge them into one super-team called that Jolts in order to ultimately revive the dead soda brand and bring America into a hyper-caffeinated fever dream future?

I took this test the day or day after Lyle Alzado passed away. Breezed through the multiple choice and was feeling confident heading into the two essay questions... one of them I think I answered. The other was a complete stumper. I had nothing. So I decided I would pass the time by drawing a "RIP Alzado" tribute in…

Wait, Ronda Rousey is Jackie Joyner-Kersee's cousin?!?!?!

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