I happened to catch an episode of America's Worst Cooks on FoodNetwork yesterday. Talk about shocking ability to function despite severe stupidity (when it comes to food) – one contestant wanted to make chocolate, so she mixed vanilla extract with brown sugar. HOW DOES THAT EVEN BEGIN TO MAKE SENSE?

Reverse Mugatu seems like it should be a band, or maybe a pro wrestling move. =)

I would have told the gluten lady that I couldn't bring her a veggie dog with a clear conscience knowing that she was 'very alergic' to gluten.

I think the point that countesslemongrab was trying to make was that these parents were loving their child, in their way. They have a narrow worldview, informed by a narrow faith but that doesn't alter that they loved their child.

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion on here but: to everyone who's saying stuff like "they didn't love their child so they have no right to grief" can really just stfu.

The SlimFast Diet when I was 18. I didn't need to lose any weight, but a co-worker talked me into doing this with her for "moral support." I followed it to the letter and gained 5 lbs.

I guess it's settled then, I'll be having Chinese tonight. Haven't decided on the tears though, that'll depend on how far into the bourbon I get.

I am cautiously optimistic.

so robbed. fuck smash. mario kart 8 forever.

Maybe it's because I'm better in Mario Kart than Smash Bros, but I enjoy Mario Kart 8 more than Smash Bros 4. Really surprised not to see it on the list (though honestly there are several I haven't heard of, so maybe I shouldn't be surprised).

Sexism, misogyny, and transmisogyny are still alive and well in our world (Western and otherwise) and while we like to think the future is progressively better there are constant attempts to erode at what we have politically and culturally. It would take a lot to send us back to where we were with little or no rights…

colin look it has 8 stars give the people what they want

you should do some kind of round up of all the times taylor did something with a celebrity chef. #goodideas #nonbiasedideas

how much can you pay are there benefits

A server named "Ragheed" works at a Lebanese restaurant and used the n-word. When asked about it, his response is "my bad".

I would like to give a special commendation to Gawker Media's copy editing team, because the sheer volume of chances for unfortunate implications involving the name "Ragheed" must have been like handling a live grenade.

at least the owner seems completely fucking mortified.

This isn't quite as crazy simple as the tips above, but I'd add replace at toilet's flapper valve to the list. If your toilet's constantly running, it may be time to replace that valve, and it's just about one of the easiest things I've ever done. (Make sure you get the correct size for your toilet, though, that was…