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It boggles my mind. A PC game is a PC game. Their platform is the giant box sitting on their desk but they like...refuse to buy PC games when a PC game becomes available to purchase and play for the PC, saying that they would rather it be released on the PC at a later date.

It’s....it’s mindboggling.   

It’s funny because shows that deviate too much get criticized as being bad, but then there’s the ones that DON’T deviate get criticized for not being different enough...even though this “enough” sweetspot is never really clearly defined.  

“I've been googling legal terms all morning and this is actually a HUGE win for Vic!  In this essay, I will..."   -- Vic's weird fans obsessing over this for several years, probably.

Overwatch’s problem was that it basically made every design/number/stat/class/hero decision based off the whims of a 700-ish person Pro scene almost exclusively. Apex seems more like it’s MM system is busted than anything else.

I’m...honestly surprised it took this long. When God of War Ragnarok comes out, I’m expecting the “White Angrboda” mod to show up within 24 hours like the photoshops did. Hell, if Twitter is to be trusted, they already did that to LeBron’s multiverse character.

You’d think my uncle was a toddler himself with the way he was screaming about those Potato Head toys and syrup bottles a while back.

That’s always been my thing. Like 90% of the Pro Smash version of the game is just...deliberately avoided or banned. It’s like playing Monopoly, but only with Boardwalk, Parkplace, the thimble and *nothing else*

Thank you for your service! This also streamlines the process so us Gamers can just skip all the way to the bottom and see the number. I mean, how can we possibly be tasked with *reeeeaading* like, twelve whole paragraphs in a review!? Do you know how long that takes? Like five whole minutes! I dont have time to read

Someone out there deliberately sent police to this woman’a house in an attempt to get her murdered for the ‘crime’ of *literally just existing*

Every patch I have to scroll through to see if they took away my beautiful EXP Hill, or the Stupid Bird before I willingly download the patch (thank god for playing offline).

I can’t believe these SJWs took the story of a terrorist invading the White House just before the G4 summit, kidnapping the president of the United States in an effort to gain control of a magical weapon of mass destruction that no nation should control, and turned it political.

/s just in case.

You should see how they’re handling ‘Prey’.

You will not be surprised.   

As a trophy hunting completionist I’m getting pretty tired of this game not respecting my time. Sure, I COULD just move on with my life, if the broken part of my sick brain would let me be happy with an 80% completion thanks to all the added trophies extra content brings..but I can’t.  And the fact that this game

I’m saying we should be criticizing the right thing. So long as corporations are fueled exclusively by the Profit Motive and exponentially increasing their shareholders investment, these corporations will always, inevitably move towards monetization like Diablo Immortal, Genshin, etc, and bring more of that into the

I was saying boo-urns...

NOW we’re getting somewhere.

That’s just Capitalism. the pursuit of as much money as humanly possible, regardless of consequences. If option A is going to make more money than option B, then they’re going to take option A. Even if said option puts all that mtx garbage into mainstream AAA titles and gamers muster their combined energy to [checks

People get weirdly tribalistic and defensive every time the success and scale of the mobile market gets brought up and I never understood why. It’s just about money and the mobile market is seriously where a majority of the money is. Companies like success, they like profits, and this market provides lots of it. For

Unfortunately the end result is that he had to pay 4 million to make 100 million, so he actually got a pretty good fuckin' deal out of all this, because Consequences don't exist anymore.

Just In: Jury found him on the hook for 4 million dollars.