lol talk about finally removing Uncle Ben from the character entirely. Now he's depressed that Iron Man died instead.

People say this, but what is the point of Galactus at least in the absence of the Fantastic Four?

Yes, but they want to spoil their movies in their trailers on THEIR time table, at the most appropriate time to spoil the entire movie!

I dunno, didn't those movies make a buttload of money?

Was her delivery the problem, or was it the stuff they had her saying and the stuff they had her doing?

I think people are a little cynical when it comes to Delevigne. She's not the first model to jump into acting, nor the first one with a bunch of family, high society and Hollywood connections. Given the genre of film, as well, I don't think it's going to be a big issue.

Isn't the writing one of the weaknesses in this review?

Yes, but that was a long, long time ago in a box office far, far away.

I actually believe Besson has been quite forward about this film's finances. He said the budget has already been completely covered through "presales" so there's no way it loses money for EuropaCorp, and it is indeed expected to do very well in Europe, China, etc. And honestly, I think it will do okay here, even with…

Close. He once watched two teenagers having sex in the back of a showing of Fifth Element.

Did he do the score, because that would be really cool.

No, no, no, the entire universe is taking place inside of the blue eye of an autistic child named Macumba.

Maybe he just wanted to ax them a question?

Never leave the cave without it.

Yeah, but chicks dig the car.

For does it not say, that on the seventh day, Lord Internet did rest from his trolling and hacking and instead rest, safe in the knowledge that owning n00bs could wait until Monday?

They set it to private since I looked at it, but r/Incels (involuntary celibates) was the saddest, most hilarious subreddit I ever saw in my life. Just absolutely flabbergasting how the users there must have had absolutely no dignity or self-reflection.

It would be ironic if some were the same ones who said awful things when his wife died. Some people just need to fuck off.

"'Til Death Do You Part"

The first Transformers was not particularly good, but it's miles ahead of the sequels, so it's not particularly surprising. As a first film it was good enough, if you get what I'm saying. They just completely failed to capitalize on that with Revenge of the Fallen which was actively terrible.