Heinz Challenge anyone?

"Hunt's is better ketchup."

Tomato paste? What do you put your ketchup on, spaghetti?

I find that cold ketchup is a good juxtaposition with the hot fries.

BEHOLD

It's your unthinking condemnation of thousands of restaurants who have simply prepared their fries in like manner with our ancient traditions, good sir!

Haha, it sounds like you kind of just found a ketchup that just isn't very ketchupy.

Yes, how dare he express an opinion somewhere in the middle of this (admittedly stupid and baseless) controversy. He's clearly an extremist anti-vaxxer and needs a good tongue lashing and dressing down from you.

Instead of Going Galt, they can call it Going Wakefield.

Of the Big Daddy duo, we should pay far more attention to Adam Sandler's parenting advice than Rob Schneider's! He couldn't even say hippopotamus.

He's two things!

I never did understand that. I love the cheese part. It disappears first.

"The power to destroy a thing is to have total control over it. Frank Herbert, Dune." — Erlich Bachmann, Silicon Valley

They would have to refilm for three or four months to replace that much footage. It would be like a full on Superman II.

"Im basically saying youre probably either a reactionary, a gamergater, or a Louise Mensch "liberal""

This is different from what another user says, though, they say it's about the shape.

Is this just something that American Italians don't understand, because I've had tons of calzones that they just called strombolis if this is true.

Actually, it being overdone makes it easier to digest. That's why old fogies eat it that way.

I don't believe Trump has condemned violence in all its forms.

Masturbation isn't a routine, it's a way of life!