Real men build up muscles by jacking off 2 x 4s.

Can I interest you in some Totino's pizza rolls? Just email my webzone and I'll mail you some.

Pizzarito? What of taco pizzas, eh?

I mean, it's cooked once you put it in the oven, and becomes bread.

Once foreign food is sufficiently Americanized, such delineations go out the window. If someone wants to explain the difference between a burrito and a soft-shell taco, I'm all ears.

Now if someone can explain the difference between a calzone and a stromboli, we'll be all set.

Lord Slipknot will actually reappear to save the Justice League at the climax of the film.

This whole pun thread is going to run aground.

I saw the Transformers XXX parody, I believe it was called Ex Machina.

It'll be like Rogue One where a lot is restructured but most of the movie is still there, probably.

Probably, since this isn't really a mutually agreed breakup.

Not really. They have several hundred million dollars they can throw at it. Not to mention Rogue One had a similar reconstruction and turned out okay.

Those sites all suck. Kotaku is awful, so is Gizmodo, Jalopnik, io9, Jezebel, etc.

If your goal was to get me to spit out water due to laughter all over my keyboard…well played.

I heard the thing that convinced him was he found this book lying around called "World War Z" by some guy named Max Brooks, and he said, "Hey, guys! There's this book here with all these cool zombie stories about a world war against zombies! Why don't we get the rights to this thing and tell some of these stories?"

I get that apparently 90% of the population is supposed to find the mere image of a clown looking out of a sewer pipe to be terrifying, but it just doesn't work for me. All the marketing I've seen for this movie has been highly dependent on a presumption that the viewer will simply be terrified upon seeing Pennywise…

Oh, wow, so your defense of Lord and Miller is to shit on the franchise they were making a movie in?

I don't find it particularly troubling.

Yeah, but it was only three weeks from the end of principal photography. Given that the reshoots are two months at most there's no way Howard is starting over from scratch.

You can't film an entire movie in five weeks.