Now is a great time to mention that if you are a healthy person you should try to donate regularly*. It only takes about 30 minutes of your time every 8 weeks (unless you give double reds, then its about an hour). Plus you get free cookies and juice!!!

I am dying. This is amazing and I am horrified for younger you.

This. This has to win.

This is simultaneously the worst and best thing I have ever read. I am crying.

OMIGAWD! I too have a clawfoot (reproduction but still cast iron and porcelain - it was my must have for my bathroom remodel) and I have a Siamese that absolutely must play with the bubbles and one of these days I’m afraid he’s going to fall in and slice open my femoral artery trying to get out.

I have THE BEST BATHTUB in the world. It’s an antique iron, claw foot tub. When you fill it up with hot, hot water, the whole thing just radiates perfection. That bathtub is my refuge. That bathtub is my Fortress of Solitude. That bathtub makes awful days into cathartic tub cries.

I will!

And Ranch dressing. But off-brand, you leeches! OFF! BRAND!

In related news, Missouri State Representative Rick Brattin reveals that he knows nothing about (a) steak or (b) how grocery stores work.

I work two jobs - the only time I eat beef is when it's sellby stickered at Aldi.

List of approved items;

I’m solidly middle class and you bet your ass I raid the clearance meat section. YOLO.

See Pop/Soda is ok... you just can’t have that fancy stuff like Coke and Pepsi.

That was a really slick way to announce your birthday. Happy Birthday!!!

They can also act professionally or courteous or polite without being prompted, maybe the black person in question is actually all of those things.

The grunt or snarl is what puts me over the fucking edge (to be fair, I was teetering on the edge for the entire excerpt). He’s basically shocked that she doesn't act like an animal! Fuck him right in his racist fucking neck.

I was not prepared for her composure, or the graceful way she kept deflecting so many of Bristol County prosecutor William McCauley’s questions with, “I don’t recall.”

I’m genuinely amazed that he avoided the words “well spoken” in describing her. I’m also amazed that he didn’t name two white players as goals for her to be kept by.