Arguably, it shouldn't be their responsibility, your whole tipping culture* is utterly ridiculous. Nobodies wage should depend on someone elses whim.

Is that like a mood ring? Are they sad this week?

I think "disgusting, yet weirdly Puritanical!" was almost the tagline for The Bachelor but the number of syllables confused the majority of the viewership.

When my kid asks me where babies come from, I'm just going to say "When a man and a woman love each other very much, the woman puts her hand on her stomach. Then a stranger takes a picture and publishes it. That's how a woman gets pregnant."

Why do parents allow their kids to hit them??? I was waiting in line at a store and a kid who looked to be around 3 had a pacifier (he seems a bit old for a pacifier, but maybe I'm wrong) and when his mom took a book out of his hand to put it back on the shelf, he slapped her in the face. She didn't do anything! …

This gif makes me think that if I worshiped any deity, it would have have to take the form of a graceful mama tabby who will gently lift me up and carry me away from this mortal coil when the time comes. Am I drunk right now? You decide.

Here's the companion pict:

Edina: [to Bubble] You, remember, cancel my aromatherapy, my psychotherapy, my reflexology, my osteopath, my homoeopath, my naturopath, my crystal reading, my shiatsu, my organic hairdresser. And see if I can be re-birthed next Thursday afternoon.

"The kids were absolutely ravenous," remarked an onlooker. "At one point they cut the throat of a raccoon and feasted on the blood while cooing "'sweet nectar.'" Another witness noted that blood-soaked copies of acclaimed hit Country Strong were found scattered around the restaurant.

Dean's ex-wife and Tori's ex-husband are laughing their asses off having dodged this bullet.

What happened, where am I, what is this?

For fuck's sake.

I call bullshit. ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT. If you were getting paid that little, with taxes taken out you would only be pulling in maybe $1000 a month, there's no way even a single person with "no expenses" can afford a $950 rent. Did you have utilities to pay? Did you eat? You're full of shit.

I would have loved those Barbies so much.... the dresses are amazing too!!

Wow this is the most diverse set of barbies I have ever seen. Just beautiful.

Isn't the simple answer here to just not go to every wedding you're invited to? I've been invited to destination weddings/showers/parties and it is always really easy: Sorry "X" - I'd love to celebrate with you but I/we just can't afford to do that right now. I hope you have an amazing day - I can't wait to see…

Just because someone can do it, doesn't mean they should. Nor does it mean they will be free from criticism.

The way she talks about how she resists doing what's good for herself because she feels that people 'judge' or 'reprimand' her is totally understandable - for a teenager. This is the kind of thing parents of teens hear all the time (don't ask me how I know this super secret information).