Y’know, I’ve said for years Jelly Belly is missing market share by not seeing the big picture of ‘new flavors’ and using this for inspiration.  You want ‘icky’ liver and onion flavor beans, you got your buttered popcorns, all sorts of weird but wonderful good bean flavors...  I know popcorn is divisive among people,…

It wasn’t about her age; the iPad came out in 2010 - so she’s having this experience that most everyone else had a decade ago, which is sad because fuck her dad.

And just like that, 20 years later, Britney Spears once again is an enigmatic representative of the average American, writ large, with how much excitement and investment she has in owning another electronic device. We are so materialistic; that’s how we got here! Le sigh. I get it, Brit, you deserve to have that deep,…

Yeah, Daddario absolutely deserves all the awards for her performance, it’s unlike anything I have EVER seen from her, she is a goddamn revelation in this show!

I don’t think we’re supposed to sympathize with anyone, save maybe Quinn, Belinda, Alexandra Daddario, and maybe the minor character of the Hawaiian guy. Possibly the manager. But the detail and points there that allow ‘sympathy’ with these super-flawed characters, think of them there as not details to sympathize with…

I think Olivia is supposed to be a placeholder for a ‘type’ of stereotype, that being she is the full-woke, white-guilt young white woman, who genuinely, though would never admit, hates that she is a young, white, rich girl. Her understanding of norms and ally-ship seems ironclad, and she learned/believes it so much,…

This is such a hot button issue for me! I 100% support Simone and feel like the whole country needs to get behind her, furthermore I want, like, when we had troops overseas after 9/11 schools and organizations around the country put together cards and care packages with snacks, and sent them to the troops. I wish it…

And here I came, certain nobody had said, “Patriot, what a fucking underappreciated show,” and behold, I saw a pale Drips on a pale horse, and they had delivered the gospel.

Someone needs to slip Susan Collins a lobster roll laced with something that will cause her shakes to increase to the point that her molecules dissociate like when the Flash goes through brick walls.

Just for people looking to know whether or not they should ‘take a chance’ and on-demand this, my dad and I watched it last weekend after I’d read some hype via I09 and AV Club, and because I, like I assume most active males alive, have a crush on Milana, she is so adorable. Well, she was really REALLY great and funny…

Two words lock this series potential in for modern blockbuster:

Why would anyone want to live forever

I love watermelon, but mostly abstain because there’s only one other person in my household, and they don’t like watermelon (pfft I know, what the FUCK? Their favorite meal would be Kraft mac and cheese, mashed potatoes with lots of butter, egg noodles in thick yellow chicken fat gravy, and pork chops — and nope, not…

Not the ‘Hawks without special equipment, they had to ‘face-on’ doing that wipe-over move before they went into the vacuum, then the rest of their body was covered in a different metal per character.  I don’t know if they were exactly cyborgs, but they would be defined as cyborgs even with no additional enhancements…

Fuuuuuuuck yeah baby! Silverhawks were my JAM. I watched Thundercats and Silverhawks every afternoon after school sometime (without looking it up) around ‘84-5. My parents were divorced, my mom was an utter cunt about everything, and had a coke problem, constantly bringing new ‘uncles’ to the one bedroom apartment we…

Somewhere in West Virginia, a white person is getting triggered by this picture.

Now do a Ken movie written and directed by David Fincher, scored by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, and starring a bleached blond Mads Mikkelsen, pretty goddamn please...!

After already nursing a crush on Ripley as an adolescent, 12 y/o me saw Vasquez and was forever affected with difficult to realize/unrealistic expectations for a female partner; not ‘in shape’ or ‘skinny’ or whatever the pop culture is pushing for female body types at any time, but ripped and muscular women who aren’t…

Is that aligned on the hip bone? If so, that’s so much more committed and hardcore than a shoulder/upper arm tattoo. Like, you get something on your hip, you are a super fan; I have a front/back and distance from hip/waist imaginary ratio scale for fan committedness. Like you get something on the back of your shoulder…

I love how these statements about supporting police, when you ad-lib, suddenly become anti-truths and unrecognizable or acceptable by the exact same people who make them. Such as: