Coming soon, because kids love celebrities, and we all care about the moral development of children, in a partnership:

I bet “jerk off kid” is young cousin baby Steve Buscemi, that slicked hair makes me suspect anyhow. They were cousins and ‘hung out all the time’ and both were ‘Tony’ and around each other so much that they were ‘Tony uncle Al’ and ‘Tony uncle Johnny’ to differentiate who was being hollared at.

My local Krogers all have in the freezer/vegetables section (or in the app for ordering a pickup or delivery grocery order!) diced green peppers. It’s about 14oz. of frozen diced green pepper, frozen, and the chop is good, they’re about .5cm squared, nice and small. This has been a godsend for me making Italian beef,…

OMSQUEEEEE! It’s so cute!! Thank you :)

If Matt Gaetz was an object, the object that most represents Matt Gaetz is a condom used over and over again, carefully rinsed out (maybe?), by one Ted Cruz when he is cheating on his wife with a man.

Please, oh please, make my day and say you not only have a photo, but post one? I am dying to see a miniature Bush’s baked beans replica can serving as a mint tin, it is the tickle I need today.

I, for one, welcome our new Patricia overlord, and my hope for the future is that per her proclivities for articles, we get a lot more sexy articles trending on Kotaku in the near future. I personally am always fascinated and entertained in extremis when writers illuminate topics that are videogame relevant, but…

The ‘defend our freedom’ or ‘fight for our freedom’ lines are all definitely classic propagandizing, but we respect and defend our soldiers, individuals in the military, with those type of words because the words are how it is represented to all of us that everyone who has served deserves respect. The deserve respect…

I’m hoping that there is a super-meta reason she can’t leave the marriage, like that’s the way things are written, and somehow she’s escaping in-between pages when she is in ‘reality’ or her own world.

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This is all part of Jensen Ackles carefully constructed plan, see Jared can’t know about the new show, or else the actor in him will gain consciousness, then he will start doing a much better job on Walker and pulling down better ratings than a half to a mil in the 18-37 age group.  Ultimately it would lead to Walker…

Thank you, I can’t stand the smugness which is so dense you can smell it off of an internet comment when someone says, “Besides food deserts and medical conditions, fat is a choice.” There is so much arrogance fed FAT on ignorance in this type of smugness it’s hardly bearable, almost nearly as insufferable as 5…

God I want to try Emoti Potatoes! My dad and I were watching one of those ‘food production’ shows and in UK there are these potato waffles, but they’re not shredded like a potato pancake or a Jewish staple, they are mashed potato and then the exterior is fried crisp so it’s a very light tan-yellowish. I have been…

NotMilk froths like real milk.

This is where I’m at on the topic; I would say I’m an ally, to anyone (except my goddamn Trump uncle). I can see the point of including darker skinned persons in an already celebrated cast of diversity. But what about the people starring in and who worked on In The Heights??

This is on track for me; giving Mackie the benefit of the doubt he wasn’t in any way trying to be negative, I think he is saying he can’t show a normal, loving, non-sexual relationship with another man on screen, having to be restrictively cautious of his choices because of those fans who take every wink or smile or…

text messages between Biden and Chicago-based lawyer George Mesires, which were found on Biden’s mysterious laptop

“Ikeria and Layla won based on a calculation of quality point average or Q.P.A., a system of calculating grades that gave extra weight to advanced placement and dual credit courses. But, it turned out, Dominic and Emma were the top two finishers based on unweighted grade point average.

Yeah, this feels too far/too much. First it’s, “We need more representation in film and on stage,” and lo we have a whole show about Brooklyn/Heights by the champion of inclusion Lin Manuel Miranda, and then they wanna come for him/the director and say, “We got inclusion, a whole inclusive production, but these people…