I love pumpkin beers and Christmas ales. All you pumpkin beer haters that love saisons are full of shit. I even have coworkers from England and Scotland that request I ship them pumpkin beers every year.

There is one kind of steak for which only one sauce is appropriate. That steak is chicken-fried, and that sauce is gravy.

You know what would be more satisfying?  Not giving these people a platform in the first place. 

I am not raunchy, but I am inappropriate at times

The man who founded Celis was the original brewer of Hoegaarden’s witbier (I believe). His daughter runs the brewery now, and says she’s using his recipes. I’d like to try it for sure.

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

Just be careful which kind of modest you’re talking here. Modest rural backgrounds are OK. Modest urban backgrounds will be asked to try WR.

the opposite for me. couldn’t care less about that plot

While the symptoms are apathy the causes are cynicism. The NFL has made it abundantly clear they have no shame in attempting to hoard every moment of our time and interest, and every cent of our paychecks. It’s the endless deflategate shit. It started with the draft, then the combine, then they added coverage of…

TDA was soon followed by “Special Bulletin”, another riveting and bleak nuclear bomb movie about politically motivated activists. Viewers were set up to get a happy ending only have it snatched away and left hanging.

I was twelve. I was pretty horrified by it. The way the aftermath was portrayed was, to my dim memory, brutal. (For 1980s network TV, naturally.) I’ve talked to many fellow Gen-Xers who feared nuclear war as tweens and teens. The Day After was definitely a contributing factor in that fear. (Also Reagan’s…

The dive after Altidore gets up and nudges him is what makes it art.

I am hoping that before they left, the Obama’s installed in the White House three animatronic ghosts programmed to visit Trump on Christmas Eve.

I’m about to the point where I turn off NPR. Every fucking morning lately I have to listen to them interview another Trump stooge who does nothing but normalize this asshole and every stupid fucking thing he has been doing lately.

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

I’m going to texas in January, and no lie, I’m most excited to go to Buc-ees.

I’m a Fed scientist at the USDA. We’ve had steady growth since a reorganization of 2008 (while others had layoffs) and finally started hiring again in the past year and a half. I don’t know what this does but the heads say the outlook is not good.