archaeocore
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archaeocore

In his defense, removing himself from her life forever was one way to cure her of a cancer.

Does anyone remember the Wpix game. They would play an atari video game and a person would call in and say the word pix and the missile would fire or whatever. People would be just be saying pix as fast as they could over and over. I tried so many times to call in and be on that game,

It’s the inevitable endpoint of the service economy- we all give each other Uber rides to farm stands to buy ingredients to make the recipes that we sold to each other online, which we then make in other people’s kitchens, which were rented on AirBnB. Someone from Handy will be over to clean up when we’re finished.

STAR CRUNCH MOTHERFUCKER

You are just figuring this out now. The American Outlaws are pretty much LAX Bros with zero chill.

I made my favorite t-shirt because of this doc.

Spilling feelings is the Nice Guy version of an unsolicited dick pic.

This one actually angered me. You’re not eight. Respect the wilderness; we have such little left.