This person has not received a COVID vaccination.

Yes, but it was still in the bears when she boiled it.

Just as long as Danny Pudi is playing the vampire version of Abed.

I'm not saying it's aliens...

It sounds like this will be a show where everybody is the opposite of Batman.

Exponentially funnier than the cartoon.

its been well over a year since there was a functioning comment section. Comments just hang. Notifications are unfindable. its just the absolute worst comment software I’ve experienced.

Oooooh, Grendel. I am very hopeful for this.

I can’t even comment half the time. It just hangs.

I'm just here waiting 15+ seconds for the comments section to load now...

Now that you mention it, I’m seeing the same problem...

Every reply notification links to the article, but does not auto-jump you to the post in question... meaning you have manually search through/expand all the posts to find it.

He’d flip his coin to decide whether to fill the bowl or go upper-decker.

Spitting is a personal choice protected by the First Amendment and you are a communist for trying to deprive me of my constitutional right to spit! HIPAA VIOLATION!!!!!!

This is what happens when a writer who mostly copy and pastes streaming service update notifications covers a missing person story.

As international fervor around the case grew, some TikTok creators paused their regularly scheduled programming and set up shop, churning out update reports like seasoned journalists.

Did this help the investigation or did it help people feel like they helped the investigation by boldly claiming that the boyfriend did it with no factual evidence?

I know headlines are, for some reason, allergic to grammatical articles, but a “the” before “most” sure would make that headline a lot clearer at a glance.

The Finale should be International troops coming in and ‘liberating’ the United States. We simply find out that the outbreak was a U.S. Centric thing, and got out of control because half the country didnt believe in Zombies, there was a vaccine for it, but that same half of the country didnt think it worked so they…