I was removing a drunk patron and I thought he might turn violent.

He’s Canadian (and American), so he’s close!

Calling it now.

I thought all the Gunsmoke reruns had been gobbled up by Grit. If I ever need to see a bunch of Italians playing Native Americans in the most stereotypical way possible, I go to Grit!

So what you’re saying is that we really need Law & Order: Friends & The Office.

Basic cable reruns are for suckers!

“Your Rebel Flag” from 1992's Carnival of Carnage (their first major album) pretty much sets the tone for the rest of their career regarding bigots and rednecks.

Is “too old to be a threat” really a thing, though?

They should mount these on all vehicles and have them mean “I’m going to turn the way the arrow is pointing, but I’m going to cross one or more lanes to do it.”

If you think the ICP gang is bad, just wait until you find out about the KISS Army!

Barsanti’s a superhero and his archvillain is the Strawman.

Fingers crossed that actor Kevin Miles doesn’t end up like Jared from Subway and have to be retconned out of existence!

My headcanon of interconnected TV shows is that Chuck Cunningham went off and joined the Army and ended up on the island in Lost in the early 1950s. While he was there, something happened to him, and his uniform ended up on one of the Others (or he joined the Others).

Alternate interpretation: Joe Rogan got horse worms from doing something that exposes one to horse worms, and he took horse worm medication for that.

You have to play their albums backwards to find out! Perhaps other posters will do that and tell us!

This really does surprise me. I watched a fair bit of Gene Simmons Family Jewels, and based on his statements and behavior in that, I expected something completely different from him. Not quite a full-on chucklehead Trumpist level of crazy like Kanye, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent, but definitely something other than “get…

Meanwhile, the bands ELBOW BUMP and FRIENDLY WAVE FROM AT LEAST 6 FEET AWAY are still touring with no problems whatsoever.

[also pedantically]

Given Goldberg’s comments about cancel culture (reported in Variety’s coverage of the same event in the Deadline article linked above), I can’t imagine that she’d pass The AV Club’s ideological vetting process for any job, let alone the role of the Doctor.

It’s a stronger start than many of the “I don’t know anything about this IP but I have to reblog this post Deadline made on Twitter to meet my quota, so I half-ass read the Wikipedia page and here’s my 250- to 500-word hot take on it” articles that show up around here from time to time.