Maybe throw in a time travel hook so they can have one Enterprise crash into another Enterprise. And then keep adding time periods. Make it like “All Good Things...,” but with even more destroyed Enterprises.
I definitely still have those adapters in that box of old computer parts on the bottom shelf. I’m also around 80% sure there’s a PS/2 mouse in there and there’s a not bad chance there’s a keyboard too.
One executive order coming up!
Ah, the eternal battle between man and boar. In the Odyssey, the scar on Odysseus’ leg from a near-fatal boar hunt in his youth provides a much-needed moment of recognition.
... other than the big banner over the G/O Media office breakroom door that says “DO NOT WRITE ABOUT PETER THIEL OR TERRY BOLLEA!”
Impressive study. Will the Global Centre for Clean Air Research be covering the bill for repairing my car’s AC so I can keep the windows up?
Now that Amazon Prime cancelled The Tick, Dangerboat is probably looking for work.
He keeps it in his pocket when he’s trying to camouflage himself. He’s tired of the turtle jokes, so he’s shooting for chameleon.
Yes... an offering. Let’s go with that. We’re offering the ocean and its gods all our plastic! The Great Pacific Offering Patch is growing every day! Here, ocean gods, take some of this precious oil and this barge full of our excess goods!
Yes. It’s your only hint that those scenes are set far, far in the future.
It’s not much of a story.