Sadly, every article about ICP means one less article gushing praise over Ted Lasso or presenting another hot take on Jeopardy hosts.

You are correct. He’s at the Indiana State Fair on Wednesday (Aug. 18), and then Thursday, he plays the Surf Ballroom in Clear Lake, IA.

Chucky Lee Byrd’s first song is not so very different from The Arrows’ “I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll” (1975) with the opening line “I saw her dancing there by the record machine / I knew she must have been about 17.”

But this is The AV Club. You don’t have to prove shit for them to whip up their righteous anger into a frothing frenzy.

I wish I could support that, but I’m really tired of zombie movies/TV.

It’s a good movie. In most horror films, the necromancer raising the dead is the bad guy. In Field of Dreams, they flip the script and building a large ritual space for conjuring ghosts is a feel-good moment.

Only one way to settle this.

Between the Odyssey and Tennyson, I might be interested in this thing. Throw in the Fists and I’m sold.

Biz Markie and now Markie Post?

Depp is one of the two celebs I always figured was surrounded by a cloud of BO funk.

I always figured that one in five who didn’t recommend sugarless gum was the one who wanted a new boat or a third home. The more cavities you get, the more dental work he gets paid to do.

As long as he’s slightly smaller than Fester, I don’t think “too fat” is a thing for Gomez.

Fuck. Now we’ll never know if his Ewok Deadlands character reaches Whoretown.

I hope they use one of his dehydrators to mummify him.

I might as well. Sounds like they’re not using it.

Is his heart-related incident that he loves too much?

How about swimming in the pool at their house? Does that count as bathing? Or is it a loophole?

Maybe this time around, some of the celebrities will have libraries.

This is an ongoing issue in these movies. During the battle with Thanos, I kept wondering if any of them planned to use the battlefield-clearing powers they’d used in previous movies.

And he’s the odd brother out professionally. Frasier is a Freudian and Niles is a Jungian, but they both focus on talk-based therapies. Jonathan seems more Skinnerian with a strong interest in pharmaceutical-based treatment.