There’s nothing more invigorating than the smell of mercury vapor in the morning!

I propose that all distances be measured and road signs displayed in furlongs. (EPA will also be required to publish their estimates of fuel efficiency in furlongs per fortnight)

I was ready to bring my torch and my pitchfork, but you did good setting yourself right :-D
Ron Perlman and Willem Dafoe in the same movie? Del Toro know how to make me spend money.

When Ron did an AMA on Reddit a while back, I asked him if he was actually just Tom Waits after hulking out. He didn’t confirm or deny.

I’m torn between finding this funny and being angry that you’re talking my two beautiful boys. Booo!

I’m always surprised when an article is about a movie that GDT made rather than one he’s going to make.

The way things have been going lately, that really doesn’t sound all that bad. I mean, at least it would mean I could actually start going to the doctor again, and I might be able to retire before my mind and/or body give out without having worry about living out my golden years in abject poverty.

Enh, not the worst fate.

According to Q, Biden is going to remove his skin Sleestak-style and reveal that he’s actually Donald Trump.

Good lord, are we going to have to eat their food? I thought that’s why we left to begin with!

Might the education level increase in the US...

Dammit, it’s taken me years to stop calling it the latrine and calling it the head instead. (I work for the Navy.)

Do we have to start dropping the “t” sounds in the middle or words? 

Megan and Harry are going to have to move again.

I heard the decision was made at the annual Founding Father’s seance held every 4th of July. Tommy and Ben weren’t entirely sold on the idea, but George supported it and they all eventually came around. “No no... No more quartering soldiers in homes. That hasn’t happened in a long time. And nope... No one really sends…

Worth it.

I’m having trouble deciding if the hardcore Trumpers would be okay with that or not. How far are they willing to go to own the libs?

They’re going to announce the Dacia Sandero will be sold in the US!

It has to be something super important that impacts the entire population. Probably the release date of the new iPhones in Australia.

Uluru is a giant kaiju egg and it’s about to hatch.