On top of that he is going to take a de-vaccination shot live on stage!

And we’ll be covered by the National Health Service!   Hooray (I think)!

“is it Qumar?” I’ve been hearing rumors that they are attacking “The White Castle”. I wonder what that means?

I suggested this during the 2016 election.

Let’s just arrest him, try him for treason, and execute him instead. 

I doubt Melania and his adult hellspawn would object as long as they had control of the company and whatever actual cash may exist. They may even insist on their own body doubles.

meet with some body doubles of Erdogan

“Give it up, Strawman! You’re no match for my VOLCANIC HOT TAKE!”

I WANT TO BELIEVE...

This reminds of that recurring guy in Community, who basically rented out his identity to Subway and Honda. Jake From State Farm is now that actor’s legal name, a la Jennifer Government. 

Better eat one while you still can!

Every trump humping business owner with 103 employees is picking their four least favorite employees right now.

“You can drive a car, but you can’t ride a horse?”

It’s also a callback to Enterprise. Archer ends up back in the early 2000's and has issues figuring out how a car works. 

To be honest, most people would have a hard time driving a Model T without instructions.

Even in today’s world, how many people can drive just a manual as opposed to the now ubiquitous automatic?

And just because I can drive a manual does not mean that I can drive a semi-trailer. Sure, the basics are the same, but in a high-pressure situation I don’t know that I could make the massive beast move.

Yeah... would they use the same joke if they traveled to the Old West and she was trying to drive a stage coach?

....

I, for one, would have a hard time driving an ox cart. 

Leave it to Colin Robinson to take the fun out of buffalo wings!