Mork from Ork abducted him to study human physiology, then wiped everyone else’s memory of him, all in preparation for his later invasion.

is the best actor in Castaway going to appear??

Now you just need a yacht to park your RV in, and complete your billionaire vehicle turducken.

A friend’s wife subscribes to that caloric logik (sic.) My (chocoholic) friend gets irritated when she eats most of his chocolate cake after asking for a mere bite.

There’s a pub I go to that serves an appetizer that’s 1 basket each of onion rings, deep fried pickles, and popcorn shrimp. It’s amazing. I can confirm your hypothesis.

It says three CLOVES of garlic.  Not three heads.  Three cloves is actually an insufficient amount of garlic for almost anything.

It seems that everybody - studio execs, film makers, journalists, fans, even politicians and epidemiologists - are looking at the box office take each week and trying to fit that into their own particular narrative. That basically means they are interpreting it to support what they want to believe, or to sell you…

Origin stories are BORING. There’s a reason Homer began the Iliad with the final days of sieging Troy, and not with Leda running into a swan with a “rape face.” 

Planet Nine... From Outer Space?

I got a letter with one of these stamps — it featured a closeup of Frodo’s mithril shirt.

We'll call this one Yuggoth, right? Right?

Trade it to Denmark for Greenland. Texans would surely welcome their new democratic socialist masters.

I’d say give them back to Mexico but I think Mexico deserves better

They did a The Name Of The Rose gag!

By skipping all of the defeatist Earther articles

Mother. Fucker. Take your damn star!

You’re just asking questions because many people are saying it.

“So I think the real question is, how did he get horse herpes?”

Some people are saying he’s actually a horse dressed in an overly roided up human skin

*snort*  Yeah, Bojack Horseworms! LOL.