If that’s a recent picture, he isn’t even properly bald! He’s still got the wispy combover of denial going on! How can the world’s sexiest bald man not even own his baldness?

Ah, that explains why that driving school fired you.

I mean - COVID did originate in China. I am totally disgusted with Trump and the right’s weaponization of the virus as some kind of excuse for promoting racism and bigotry. But I think it’s also important that it’s not lost that the Chinese government hid and obfuscated the magnitude of the virus for weeks both from…

Affect.
The word for which you are searching is, “affect”, not “effect.”

The ability for an empty can to exit a packaging facility is... amazing. The number of steps and cross-checks to ensure that your 12 oz can of beverage has exactly 12 oz, and no more or less, would boggle your mind. Can’t speak for every facility but where I worked the can comes in upside down, blasted with steam,…

In fairness to the Simpsons...the AV Club doesn’t really cover ANYTHING, anymore.

The IOC was against thus until they received reassurances that it would not affect the size of their bribes.

Fools! They could get all the medals if they banned international athletes, too.

Maybe it’d be alright to get out of this breathless rush to repeat every single thing she says on this web site.

Who’s the target audience for this? Whoever they are, let’s make sure they don’t breed.

“Pauly(ester)“ was right there.

She was a member of a highly popular sorority at a southern college and they had an Antebellum theme party. It’s a party themed for the most successful time period of the old pre-civil war south which also ties in to the height of slavery in America.

Weird thing: So far, they’ve all died in the same order their characters do in the Director’s Cut (where Dallas is still alive until Ripley finds him in a cocoon):

I hope he got the bonus situation straightened out.

Memphian here. This article completely understates how awesome this Bass Pro is. There are alligators, giant gar, and a full-fledged aquarium, as well as the worlds “tallest free-standing indoor elevator”. My kids LOVE it.

I don’t even order. I just ask what their specials are and then burst out crying when none of them are me.

Eat like a responsible adult, get regular exercise, drink water. Is it really considered a lifehack to do the bare minimum of being a semi-responsible adult human?

Exit, pursued by a cocaine bear.

i never heard of piers morgan until i heard his name on a steampunk rap diss track. :D

“What do you get when you cross Queen Elizabeth and Prince Phillip? Killed in a tunnel.” - Eddie Izzard