Oh Lehrd!

I assume that in the Galaxy Quest universe nerds love to say “The ship’s called the Protector, not the Galaxy Quest!”

That was genuinely unsettling, . . . like, my initial reaction was ‘has the lockdown made it so networks let someone THAT unkempt on the air?’

No, they mean Rome’s Indira Varma

Are we sure we don’t mean Torchwood’s Indira Varma? Or even Luther’s Indira Varma?

Does he get his motor runnin’/Head out on the highway, Arcanum Five?

Up to the ceiling, probably.

Wow, Zack Snyder and zombies. It’s a good thing no one is tired of either of those things.

I’m cooler for not knowing who or what any of this is.

Wait, have we not cancelled Tim Burton yet?  I mean he has to have done some terrible things to someone right?  

Hahaha! Shit-tinted glasses indeed. Post-irony has really fucked some of these writers up.

Not my favorite Ludlum novel

I am still amused that Stottlemeyer was Buffalo Bill.

EMT here. You don’t want to move the patient when that beam is already sliding into her, it’ll just move along with and remove options. Also, since there’s a half ton of steel that is sitting on her sternum, you don’t want to move her at all without taking cervical spine precautions. If it’s absolutely necessary,…

I remember him doing that on Letterman for “Stupid Apokolips Tricks.”

Why the fuck are you reviewing this show?

All those weak minded Marvel fanboys crying to their mommies how great Spiderman Into the Spiderverse was -- this will END them! MAKE IT HAPPEN.

Update: Armie’s been disowned by his parents, Sledge and MC.