They were applauding because she wasn’t performing.

I think the past five years have rendered the phrase “surely nobody could be that stupid” obsolete...

a martial arts cowboy cop in a show with no complicated space or fantasy elements helped immensely.

When I heard about this, I figured it was a joke — like Bill O’Reilly and Ted Nugent writing an All-White musical about Nathan Bedford Forrest in response to Hamilton’s popularity.

Hey now. Clarence Gilyard also had a minor fanbase thanks to Matlock.

I’d assume it’s the same people who saw Robocop and Total Recall and thought, let’s suck all the goofy sardonic fun out of these films that were better than they had any right to be and put out lifeless and straight remakes.

My guess is a little of column A and a little of column B. Plus I guess they’re thinking about the reboots of Hawaii 5-0 and Macgyver, which have inexplicably both each been on for like 7-10 years.

Agreed, but, hey, at least it’s filming in Texas. What with all the CW’s DC shows, Smallville included, being produced in the Vancouver area, I was nervous.

not because we ever really wanted to,

“Speaking of Shakespeare: that’s a funny name, right? It sounds like a guy who shakes his spear! Like he waves his willy around! Did he ever write a poem about that?”

“Dear new guy: If you push the red button on the desk, they’ll bring you a Diet Coke. For FREE!!”

GET TO THE BOOOSTAH

I would also have accepted “I’ll be back... for the second dose”.

Eww at both lol.

holy fucking shit

I hated every time there was another Zoom call in this movie. Man this movie was a slog through the mud.

Imagine they’d thrown Fuck The Police on the playlist as a shout out to the Blue Lives Matters bigots?

I’m consistently appalled by the number of my neighbors who leave our apartment complex looking like shit. They live here.

Weird that you attribute them being there to Kamala’s husband and then, oh yeah, by the way, it was also a favorite of the president’s dead son. I’m pretty sure that would be a much better reason to have them perform than “Doug Emhoff played this song sometimes” 

Oh noooo it’s too late, I shouldn’t have said anything. He’s already started!