“Hey everyone, Cyborg’s not around. Where is he?”

They didn’t stop football when they figured out it was scrambling the player’s brains. A respiratory disease isn’t going to stop them either.

You should double check your math. The Smokey and The Bandit soundtrack only has 12 songs.

In the 19th century, having a bad ass would be miserable, with all the time spent in smelly outhouses and all.

Um... https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2021/01/12/please-let-indy-in-the-new-indiana-jones-game-be-a-clumsy-doofus/

Hammer wasn’t bad in Man from U.N.C.L.E., but it helped that he was acting opposite a similarly human-adjacent android in Henry Cavill.

Hammer isn’t without talent, but I often find myself asking, “Why cast Hammer when Chris Hemsworth is sitting right there?” I would’ve found Lone Ranger 10x better with Hemsworth’s charm and presence in place of Hammer’s grating style. (I still like a lot about LR, especially the climax)

Kind of trend of that time in film. Remember John Carter, the movie with a protagonist who was wrecked by all the trauma he’d seen, but also had a cartoon dog critter that could run really fast? You know the one with the first trailer set to “My Body is a Cage”, but is actually about a post civil war era soldier going…

I’ve been a DM for 30 years, and, if there’s one universal truth of Dungeon Mastery, it’s that we can always be bribed with pizza and pizzadjacent snacks.

Remember when Twilight debuted and women were naming their daughters Bella or Trinity from the Matrix? Don’t worry, stupidity will prevail.

In other news, it has been confirmed that one of the three other insurrectionists who died on January 6 was trampled to death while carrying a “Don’t Tread On Me” flag.

HA! Thanks for the laugh. (I know it’s the internet and we’re not supposed to enjoy things anymore without being snarky, but I really did laugh at that. So, thanks again!)

He’s leaving one star reviews of comic book stores (“Clearly treats DC merchandise as an afterthought. Not a single Bane figurine by the register and it took them 20 minutes to find one in the back.”) and Ethiopian restaurants (“The bread was very flat and the spices were much too unusual. Not sure what they were…

Gotta get your WWG1WGA cross stitch 

And, let’s face it, Via Getty would be an awesome name.

All roads lead to Getty.

You know, if you squint he kind of looks like Via Getty Lee. 

This is a placeholder for a pun about the third song people know by Tracey Chapman... I'm gonna go do some research but I'LL BE BACK!

I can believe in some weirdo fashion designer, hipster Italian cook, or artist named Via Getty, just not this guy.

“Nobody puts ‘Baby Inacorner’ on a birth certificate!”