Like me he isn’t from here, I have lived here for nearly 3 decades of my life yet I still consider myself a damn Yankee outsider. He is an Arkansas guy who just passed through here for work for a few years, up until this race got going he wasn’t around much(he coached in Texas until 2016) but when he saw an easy shot…

I bet it would come as a big surprise to her that sometimes extended families can have two children with the same name.

I have met more than one Irish or Italian family where they used the same name on two different kids. I mean how many Mary’s can you have?

I’m thinking more a shot for shot remake of The Iron Giant. 

“Which Paul brother would you impale with the other brother’s severed leg?”

I once overheard a conversation in a bar between two guys in their forties, which was just glorious and went along the lines of

In the spirit of King Solomon, I propose that we resolve this problem by cutting both influencers in half with a sword.

Schrödinger’s Donna’s Mom

Me, an absolute idiot: Yeah, I guess Christianity and its various sects could be considered fand— oh wait, they mean Charlie’s Angels.

Schrödinger’s Sheena!

Now that’s just going too far.

The Troughton Rule actually requires the Doctor to have a bowl cut and hasn’t been adhered to in decades.

How metal would it be if this is actually a stealth Hellraiser reboot?

Yeah, younger people who only know later Frank Miller as a rightwinger would be surprised to hear that Ronald Reagan was the ultimate Big Bad in Miller’s The Dark Knight.

What the fuck do you think the C in COVID stands for bro?

The Romans did a lot of bad things but I’m thinking maybe they should have thrown a few more Christians to the lions. 

Look, his religion demands he claims he’s being persecuted but he’s advantaged in every possible way. What else is a poor wealthy white male evangelical supposed to do but lash out at mask laws?

Multiple heart attacks, bypass surgery, strokes, lung cancer! Forget the Pfizer vaccine, I want some of that Larry King blood injected right into my marrow!

‘Then again, maybe I’ve just seen too many university faculty and admin application processes that were just smoke and mirrors.’

This sucks because as we all know Cyborg has been the lynchpin of the Justice League franchise for many, many, many years.