I’ve discovered a cool tv series, it’s called mandalorian and it’s derived from star wars. It’s science-fiction. That’s the movies where they say may the force be with you. The one where they fight with sticks of light. Come on.

This!!!

I sure hope they don’t cut his screen time in post when they realize the other characters are more important to telling the story.

That would be telling.

I had no idea this existed, and it’s basically tailor-made for my four-year-old who enjoys animated shorts and Star Wars characters but would not be comfortable with all the shouting and guns in a Star Wars movie.

Eh, it’s no Cookie Waits.

This is just one reason why nobody takes Sam seriously.

“We gave you guys a Pizza party!”

“I know the work demands have been brutal, which is why we’re giving all employees tomorrow off to think solemnly about what they did wrong.”

I'm sure they get free soda and a ping pong table to maybe sleep on or whatever sometimes. What a bunch of devas.

If they even acknowledge him. This year’s forgot about John Prine, Jerry Jeff Walker, and Billy Joe Shaver. Jason Isbell gave up his CMA membership over it.

In all sincerity, R.I.P. John Le Carre. I can't resist posting this though.

We sent him to a farm out in the country where he’s got plenty of room to novelize and spy.

They can end the segment with a shot of the crowd and caption it, “Here’s our preview of next year!"

You are number two!

They'll need to italicise the 'We've' 

I hope you’re wrong, but only because I’ve got “Perp walk in front of Mar A Lago” in the pool.

Lil Wayne ~ “Pardon?”

Oh that was far worse than just disappointing

Do not use this for medical purposes. Even the expensive good ones only barely beat asking “Do you have a fever?”, and that’s when utilized by professionals following a precise procedure.

Do not use this for medical purposes. Even the expensive good ones only barely beat asking “Do you have a fever?”,…