Not to mention it takes more than one key to open a portal to Shaggai. Like, c’mon Misha Green.

“So you made... a tiny cake with bangs?”

Surprise twist: it’s actually Young!

James Doohan takes umbrage at this.

Probably, but it makes me happier to believe Arkin has nursed a grudge against Douglas for 60 years and this the culmination of a decades long revenge plot. 

 One woman’s home was foreclosed on nine years after her makeover when the mortgage ballooned from $30,000 to $113,000.

I am just going to say this but she should have retired in 2014 when the Dems still held the Senate and she knew she had end stage pancreatic cancer. She was an icon but that doesn’t mean she didn’t fuck us totally by not stepping down. 

Truth.  My 5 yo got one stuck in the living room carpet, and it’s still there post 2 professional carpet cleanings.  Reason #86 why I’m not going to replace the carpet for at least another 5 years even though it’s 11 years old.

“Here’s this show we fucking HATE. It’s going to be FUCKING BAD... Here’s where to watch it and when it airs.”

That’s odd. I expected $10,001.

Queue The Rains of Sante Fe

“Gwyneth Paltrow cheats on that loser Matt Damon with a Chinese dude and the world ends. I don’t take any responsibility at all”

“Poor fucking loser has to go out to the ocean to catch a fish because he’s too much of a stupid fucking loser to pay someone to do it for him and, get this, he catches the dumb fucking thing but then the Jew lawyers show up and take him for everything he’s worth which is just that stupid fucking fish! Hahahaha,…

I absolutely would watch. I might even pay. If the money went to a good cause and not to them.

Ooh, let’s play this game!

Dark, dark humour.

[Show opens. Glassy-eyed employee after glassy-eyed employ step out on stage to say the following...]

Do I have to know anything about the first two parking lots or can I just go in to this cold?

Neither could the Greeks! That was their attempt at saying the name of the Pharaoh Ramesses II! They are also the reason why we sometimes talk about the Great Pyramid as “Cheop’s Pyramid” when the Pharaoh in question was Khufu.

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