Or anything that grows in the ground, for that matter. Except french fries.

The true genius of those casinos is that he competed against himself and managed to lose on both fronts. Of course, he was also personally able to clear out a lot of his personal debt through those casinos.  So he basically tanked 2 almost infallable businesses so he could elevate his personal position.  Sound…

Turning bankruptcy into an art form takes a certain sort of genius, though...

Mitch, where’s your fucking flag lapel pin??? You some sort of America-hating, liberal, Nazi, Communist, Muslim terrorist now?

For simplicity’s sake, let’s just call them collectively “The case for the prosecution”.

All well and good, for a “So we’re using executive orders for everything now, huh?” definition of well and good.

His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

It’s really unfair. You’d have to be some kind of stable genius to wrap your head around the problems the US is facing now, not some doddering, barely coherent old man.

Trump: “Glad that interview is over, time to go back to my happy place...Person, woman, man, camera, TV. Person, woman, man, camera, TV. Person, woman, man, camera, TV...”

I don’t know if “fascinating” is the right word, but I keep being drawn to watching Trump’s reaction as his bullshit is called out in real time. He literally physically cannot handle it. His body starts trembling. His hands are shaking as he’s shifting through the papers. His speech is jumbled (more than usual). His…

I’m reluctant to share this

Don’t forget that “hillbilly rage” Depp used to boast about, back when he though it helped him to have the world see him as dangerous.

The lyrics are actually pretty ambiguous:

That cat had a fake $20 duck bill and reports of him abusing his wife, well "she was a bitch".

The philosophy of all White House Press Secretaries under Trump has been that if enough people repeat a lie, it becomes true.

“Even ditching an adult White House kit.”

It’s almost as if we are stuck in a time loop!

The anticipation! There was really nothing else to worry about.