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This week on Sam’s Upset About Something...

Now I'm imagining Run-DMC as kings with Steven Tyler as the world's most terrifying jester. He shrieks "Walk this way!" and then does the Monty Python Ministry of Silly Walks bit.

Most of the lakes in Texas are like this: rough bottomed and often murky reservoirs that you absolutely cannot just go jumping into outside of designated swim areas without taking some precautions. I knew a guy from school who died after diving head first into a virtually invisible formation or object at the bottom of…

Hopefully they’ll rename the show “The Fucking Crown” for that season.

Now that I think about, I’m surprised nobody’s spliced together footage from the Crown and The Thick Of It for comedic effect.

The funniest part of all if this is that “Rockin’ in the Free World” is distinctly anti-Republican. It was written as a rebuttal to Bush’s “Thousand Points of Light” speech:

I’m shocked someone got him to stop, collaborate, and listen.

I assume a Tom Hanks presidency would immediately turn into an Escape from New York-type situation.

Barsanti’s motto: “It doesn’t need to be true, it just needs to be inflammatory.”

Your PS4 was full of ROACHES?!

Most of the examples of blackface being removed are either 100% harmless or are actually a commentary on racial dynamics and the stupidity of blackface.  God this push this week to remove these particular episodes are dumb as fuck.

Fortunately, they only had to pull half of the Star Trek episode "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield."

‘Ronaroo. 

My Lungs Are On Fyre Fest.

Coughachella.

Yeah, I’ve seen quite a few “articles” by this author recently, and they all have that cheap, hack-job feel to them.

By chance did they get -

has been organized by Wisconsin’s 107.5 FM radio station

“two buttons—one for the amount of time you want to sanitize an item for (3 minutes, 5 minutes, and 10 minutes), and a button to start and stop the process.”

“two buttons—one for the amount of time you want to sanitize an item for (3 minutes, 5 minutes, and 10 minutes), and…