I gotta say, man, damn, this is a brutal take.  If only I had more stars to give you.

“The good news is that she’s a snarky, self-hating white girl that all you multi-ethnic badasses can be accessories for.”

So apparently there’s a new park in Oregon called Exploding Whale Memorial Park...

So I vaguely remember Warrior Nun Areala, the very ‘90s comicbook that this show is based on. I went to look it up on Wikipedia, and wow, that entry was clearly written by a fan.

It also makes her something of a “chosen one”

Ghost (Jap) is well worth your time. Michio Kurihara is a beast.

Considering the fact that Netflix is doing a live action Cowboy Bebop, I would be completely in for a live action Venture Bros. Looking at the picture of James Urbaniak on Wikipedia, he could totally do Rusty IRL.

That is inspired casting. He could totally play Gary.

Talking Tick on Tik Tok: With Chris Hardtick

It sounds unpleasant, but I could really use the $15000.

“And the winner for Best Dave Bautista in a Major Motion Picture goes to ...”

It’s time for Condiment King to make the leap to the big screen!

I don’t know how you have such a wellspring of energy for this “somebody said a bad thing” mania.

Yup, me, too. 

Holy shit, I’ve never seen them called participation trophies before, that is gold right there. I am totally stealing that.

It’s already been knocked back 36 years, another 6 months won’t make much difference.

The Line Producers are the real heroes here

I’d be much more impressed if he said they’re doing the movie as a series of single-character shots against painted backdrops on a soundstage, so the actors can socially distance and the crew is minimal. Like something from the 20s. And instead of live sound it’ll be 100% dubbed in post, like a 70s Italian movie.

Yeah I’m not an expert but that sounds pretty standard...?

Well, seems his schedule just opened up, so...