It’s Two-Face, isn’t it?

It doesn’t matter how much bacon, butter, pepper, cheese, and green onions you add to that.

Are they still going to bow to the Islamofascism of Arabic numerals?

Savage has been taking anti-COVID very seriously. He has a whole video about his favorite masks (Graf Lantz, c. $22 each) and he’s hardcore on preventative testing and precautionary measures. Chances are that he a) picks cons that are already relatively safer and/or b) has a contract rider about precautions on his own…

It’s all in love. They’re a couple of my favorite actors, but even fans gotta admit... they’ve played some ugly characters.

It has Willem Dafoe AND Ron Perlman in it and there’s STILL a man-beast in it that’s even uglier?

And here I thought Havana Syndrome might the desire to own a beautiful classic Detroit steel car body with a Russian Lada engine running it.

I think we need to be open to the possibility that it’s supposed to be a long u and the word is pronounced “kooks.”

How dare you call me a nerd! Would a nerd be sitting next to shelves that contain a 12-inch Boba Fett action figure (vintage Kenner, not new), several dozen Star Wars figures (some vintage, some new), a comparable number of GI Joe figures (some vintage, some new), and a couple dozen Greek and Latin Loeb Classical…

In Star Trek: The Next Generation, there’s an omnipotent godling from the Q Continuum who puts humanity on trial. I’m hoping he does the same for TikTok (and other social media). If they can prove that they do more good than harm, he’ll spare them!

Maybe it’s time for an omnipotent godling from the Q Continuum to put TikTok on trial and see if it can justify its existence.

Is it bad that I want to see her as a female version of Lurch?

I hope that’s not a true rumour.

What’s your minimum on “been hospitalized”? Full admission with an overnight stay? Or does sitting in the hospital ER for several hours and being sent home with prednisone count?

But not for any higher legal or moral reason. He just wants to make Kamala Harris the president to own the conservatives.

Provoliophobia

We’re ending the independence experiment. It’s been a good 245 years, but it’s just not working out. Biden’s going to tear up the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, and we’re going to rejoin the British Empire.

Is that worth tracking down? I saw ads for it at one point, but I figured the actual assclown was already such a goofus that there’s no way to mock him that wouldn’t also end up being a true depiction of his stupidity.

I’ve been pushing for it all along, as well, but now that it seems pretty clear that the doddering half-wit is serious about running again, it’s time to run this idea around the block once more!

Maybe it’s time for some reasonable billionaires to buy up a White House set that’s left over from a movie and move Donald the Twice-Impeached into it.