But it’s still fun to watch Noor’s bubble of goofy naïveté pop.

Oh, sure... it starts with blood concrete, but it doesn’t take long until you get an architectural nightmare.

Barsanti’s a superhero and his archvillain is the Strawman.

I’ll have to get an iPhone and a scooter and then remember to not do this.

Fingers crossed that actor Kevin Miles doesn’t end up like Jared from Subway and have to be retconned out of existence!

It’s the same Lyle Lovett. He was an MiB in one episode of Castle.

Drug overdoses and trailer park firearm accidents feel so ignored.

Along with Lyle Lovett from Castle and Michael Cerveris from Fringe, Jesse Ventura and Alex Trebek are some of my favorite Men in Black.

Methyl Ermine, I can only see the first paragraph of your post in my notifications and Kinja’s intransigent brokenness is keeping me from getting to your post, but this Larson Scanner sounds like something I very much need to learn to build for some (as yet unknown) upcoming project.

My Trumpy neighbor is already upset about it being unconstitutional and an assault on her freedoms. And she’s even had COVID.

Solved.

I’m stuck on how dumb that “you can pilot a starship but you can’t drive” line is. It’s just... awful.

And KITT, but I always figured KITT was built using Cylon technology that Knight Industries recovered from a crashed Raider from Galactica 1980.

I look forward to Colin Robinson’s lengthy exploration of the origins of Buffalo wings, particularly all the not-Anchor Bar versions. This seems like something with which he could pep up the car ride and entertain the other vampires.

My headcanon of interconnected TV shows is that Chuck Cunningham went off and joined the Army and ended up on the island in Lost in the early 1950s. While he was there, something happened to him, and his uniform ended up on one of the Others (or he joined the Others).

If he can psychically control fish, then the stealth suit would be unnecessary. He could just make the fish not notice him.

Since fish and other sea animals rely heavily on their lateral line systems to detect movement, vibrations, and pressure changes, just making his armor darker wouldn’t be all that effective against things that live in the ocean (including the aquatic humanoids seen in the first film).

The missile launchers (and net guns) were the best. I loved the Jurassic Park figures. If the people in the movie had carried half the armament their action figures (and vehicles) had, it would have been a very different film.

Heck, we don’t even eat the same food people ate 50 or 60 years ago. Aside from a few strange regions in the US and everyone making them ironically, Jello salads are gone.

Appetizer, my ass. That’s a delicious dinner!