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Should The Immortals really be doing a song about mortal kombat?

Pixar’s been laying the groundwork for that for years. Also, Beauty and the Beast had talking candles, so this could even be one of those updated reboots that’s grounded in reality.

Is Happy! part of the SVU canon or not? This new Stabler seems more put together than he was during his complete mental breakdown when he was “Nick Sax.” Good for him.

Not a fan of the big “CEMETERY” and “CRYPT” signs. There are mock headstones. It’s pretty obviously a cemetery. It doesn’t need labeling.

Ah, how I long for the good ol’ days when I just let a student keep sleeping after class was over and felt that was embarrassing enough.

I guess starring you doesn’t ungrey you? Maybe this post is from back when I was greyed again.

Det. Tutuola: A crossover?

Sam’s job is making mountains out of things that aren’t even molehills. When that daily blog quota comes a-callin’, anything looks like hot gossip.

The Official Scrabble Players Dictionary already opened that door when they started admitting pretty much any non-English word that could swing two or three letters and a “q” or “z.”

He bit the head off of a dead bat that someone threw onstage, too. Definitely an equal-opportunity animal head biter.

It’s late in the day, but it looks like William locked up today’s Dumbest AV Club Take of the Day prize.

People read the first Tweet, reacted, and then stuck to their reactions.

If Tyler Perry’s involved, I can only hope the fat suit scenes are hilarious.

Yeah, I got that wrong. It’s been a while since I’ve seen the film.

“What happened to Commander Taggart?”

I’m new to the Netflix crime documentary binge, but I quite like this one. I think it hit the right blend of engaging with enough work in fields I’m interested in to keep me watching. It still smells like about an hour and a half of material banged out into three or four hours, but something in it “clicked” for me.

Fortunately for everyone, the first episode concludes with the hospital’s insurers helping her juggle her budding medical career and her life as a teenager by saying “you can just put down the medical career for now because even with this nepotism situation you’ve got plus all the peppy sit-com spunk, we’re still not…

They really should have called it Law & Order: WTF is Wrong with Goren? and then let it run until D’onofrio got tired sniffing stuff. His weird detective was always its high point and my favorite part of the show.

But also have very flexible attitudes about growing the cash crop that eventually turns into the drugs.