No. There are MANY things to dislike Tesla over, and rightly so. I’d not buy one now, and I also get annoyed by Musk.

I think my parents visited twice my freshman year, then the next time was my graduation. This guy is just looking for an excuse to take road trips with a vehicle. I feel like a large SUV or van would be more suitable for visits with many people, cargo, and a crate; and a small sports sedan or coupe would be better for…

I wrecked a couple GM B-body sedans in the 80s without any injury to me* at all - they were very safe cars for occupants. This one, with ABS and airbags, is even safer.

As I was reading the request, I think my expression slowly changed to this:

If the guy really wants to do high speed runs in this thing, presumably with his family in there, something with crash safety from this century makes sense. 

And there would be plenty left over for a Miata.

Doesn’t want: “Anything that’s been tainted by Elon Musk.”

Torch nails it, and hard. Replace the Roadmaster’s camshaft, cylinder heads, and dreadful OptiSpark ignition, throw on a TVS 2300 blower, and be the coolest orca in a sea of tedious tuna.

Right? I’ll be impressed by the first person to teleport across the atlantic.

“I have the privilege of believing in bullshit, because if something actually bad happens, I’m going to the Mayo Clinic.”

I don’t like how all these apology statements talk about how the person may have “hurt” other people and other communities. When minorities are angry, we are not angry because we are victims, like we are weak people to are slighted by the smallest breeze. We are angry because you disrespected us. You signaled that you…

Hell, we invented sails and then steam ships so we wouldn’t have to row boats across oceans. This lady is like a dozen versions behind in terms of ocean-going technology. 

The wealthy people who hawk healing crystals (Miranda Kerr!) also happen to be conventionally attractive and have more than adequate access to modern health care at all hours of the day.

If this was the response to asking if the person on the other end of the line was Cory Booker, my line of questioning would radically shift from what was originally intended. 

How do you call the wrong Cory Booker? Couldn’t you just get his official office contact number off the Senate website and set up an appointment with his receptionist? 

I’m an old, and through 4 kids, the only one I’ve ever even seen is the Mulberry Street one.

I love the intellectually dishonest argument of blaming it on democrats. I guess it would be too much for these jackasses to recognize that the fucking Seuss company decided to pull the books. They made 30 million dollars last year. They'll make less this year, and they're okay with it. Nobody got cancelled. Aside…

...a night of passion with former French president Valery Giscard d’Estaing.