Yeah, I’m with you. Who looks at either a horizontal or vertical staple and says, “Yes, this is correct,” when you’re inevitably flipping the pages in a diagonal manner?

“Ever turn on the bath without realizing it’s actually in Shower Mode?”

Does anyone really emphatically believe that? I’m a Sixers fan (or at least I was before they decided to become a smoldering trash heap for four years), and I think 40 wins would be a spectacular season for them. Which would probably leave them just short of the playoffs.

It could be coke. I have a friend who says that, back in the day, he saw (and inhaled) coke that looked like that plenty of times.

Is it not at all possible that this guy was just a really big fan of Wiz Khalifa and Arcade Fire?

You speak as though he won’t “retire” for a year, and then resurface at a school like Arizona State or Central Florida.

This guy’s police evasion tactics would indicate that he has played a lot of Grand Theft Auto.

Bills fans, you’re going to wen at so many levels. You’re gonna wen, wen, wen. You’re gonna get so tired of wenning, you’re gonna say, “We don’t wanna wen anymore! It’s too much!”

My money’s on Teddy Roosevelt or Ulysses S. Grant.

I wasn’t trying to be patronizing. It’s just that two guys who work for Deadspin claimed that this is not how websites make money. They’re wrong, so I figured I would explain it to them, just in case they were out of the loop or something. I don’t know how Deadspin operates.

Okay, let me clarify my original statement:

So let’s assume that Wasserman is paying the Ringer $20k per month for one or two favorable articles about their clients. Is that so bad? I mean, some transparency on the part of The Ringer would be nice, but this is how websites make money.

I agree with you in theory. Steve Simmons probably is a sexist dipshit. But when Genie Bouchard poses topless in Sports Illustrated, isn’t she kind of expressing a willingness to be viewed primarily as a hot chick?

Apparently the developers just didn’t have enough ENTHUSIASM!

Subway’s fine. Better than some restaurants, worse than others. What else you got?

Do you think Hinkie ever actually climbed that bookshelf ladder in photo #7 on Trulia? Seems like, in the name of efficiency, Hinkie would put all of his most-referenced books on lower, easier-to-access shelves, and then put all of his wife’s books on the top shelf.

I was at lunch when I read this. I’d walked there, so I can’t exactly say that you inspired me to walk back to work afterwards... I was going to do so anyway. But on the way back, I passed by the tennis courts in the park. And as I strolled along, a tennis ball came bouncing in my direction, heading for the busy…

Some kid, ten years from now: “What was Messi like?”

I was interested in playing The Secret World when it came out. Still am, as a matter of fact. Just not interested in paying very much for it. Even now, for example, it costs $30 (but no monthly fee). That’s too much for a game no one cares about. Had they worked out an appealing pay-to-win model, I would’ve been on…

But when all Sam Hinkie did was put together teams of intentional losers and then draft the guys that fell into his lap, what exactly was his value as a GM? Could you not do exactly the same thing as he did?