Incense and Peppermints

Spoiler: You’re not making anymore of an impact than anyone else in this world. It’s just a job.

Fear does not drive anyone in a professional environment. I worked for a few years at a shitty marketing agency. People got canned all the time, and it didn’t make me work harder. It made me devote most of my time to finding another job. I have a family to support and bills to pay. I’m not gonna waste my time taking…

If I could bet on things like, “The top comment on this AV Club article about a person will be from some moron taking time out of their day to state that they don’t like said person,” I would be a billionaire. You never fail to disappoint, random AV Club commenters. Sorry that so many things apparently disappoint you.

Those lights are absolute garbage. Don’t waste your money.

Those lights are absolute garbage. Don’t waste your money.

There is a zero percent chance that my grandparents (and grandparents throughout the world) will be able to pick up on tiny visual cues in order to determine that videos like this are fake. We’re fucking doomed.

And this one starts off great, but kind of gets boring after a while...

I think this was probably my favorite...

“but don’t like his bold ideas (like the chicken coop...)“

My dryer is on the left. I’m in Georgia, but I think it’s more likely because my house is kind of shoddily-designed and not much thought was put into it.

Annoying or not, I banged her.

Why don’t they just glue some vinyl decals in the shape of dorky hipsters on the glass, like they do for birds?

The National Association for Looking Cool As Fuck still recommends driving with your right hand at 4 or 5, and your left hand hanging out the open window with a cigarette. Unless you get a text message, in which case you should steer with your knees at 5 and 7.

Fascinating. I’ll alert the media.

Solid headline.

Solid headline.

Wait, are there people who use Slack for things other than talking shit about their bosses?

I don’t really get the whole Kendrick Lamar thing. I know I’m old and out of touch, but I have yet to hear one of his songs that’s even remotely enjoyable to listen to.

They can show plenty of clips of Kevin Spacey’s career in the In Memoriam portion of the show.

Okay, so I’m gonna play devil’s advocate here.

Fuck. This is devastating.