I always have an irrational fear of final destination type of exploits around semis 

Please Universe, remove this man from this time line.

Fuck serving that family. I wouldn’t have done it. The fact the managers pulled him aside to talk to him about it in advance makes it clear *they* knew shit was going to go down, and decided to do nothing about it.

Just a reminder to everyone that even if Jack Dorsey is not Elon Musk, he’s still Jack Dorsey. Bluesky will not be Twitter Without The Bad Stuff, it will be Twitter, Again.

That’s not the plot of the Beatles song, which was a parody of Daniel Boone. 

She piloted the saucer section to a safe landing, saving pretty much everyone aboard, including the core bridge crew, who in the Picard series finale literally saved humanity and the Federation.

Fixed that for you.

I remember being six years old and watching the Enterprise-D crash land at the movie theater. I absolutely loved TNG and felt that loss. Seeing the ship come alive again last week was absolutely stunning—one of my favorite TV moments of the last few years. It made me feel like I was six again.

Youtube is still a thing and you don’t have to pay them a thing, unless you really want to.  Patreon, for that matter.  But it’s the internet, people gonna get mad when you correctly skewer their stupidity.

Wow, Jeezus. 

Have a star for Morbin’ time!

Morbius! Morbius! Morbius!

I didn’t even know there was SFW content on Imgur

Remember Lizzo? Did those really add much in the end?

Sorry, I guess I must not have been clear:

This is a silly ban. Preventing restaurants from using them seems like it would always be a non-starter.

You will have to pry my hot gas stove from my cold dead hands.

The Disney channel is one of those things that I have no fondness or reverence for. I never had cable in the 80s/ or most of the 90s but my grandparents did. But, I don’t think our local cable company carried the Disney channel or they just didn’t subscribe to it.  But I will fight to the death for old Nickelodeon and…

Oh believe me, I have to hear “smee” 60 god damn times a week at work.

I work for a tech company - heard SME used 3 times yesterday, twice today and it’s not even lunch time yet.

Smee was funny the first time - it was definitely one of those throwback to original Disney movies, troubled though they may be.