Well in that case, thank God we have sites like Deadspin and Splinter!

I’ve been pushing for things like this as well, so I’m glad it’s gaining traction.

“Did you wreck the car?”

The zombie wants brains but realizes Homer doesn’t have any.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

(I mean, I’m super pissed off about it too, but I don’t know why you’re yelling at the io9 staff about it, as if they aren’t probably x1000 more angry about it than you).

“Take that, Washington!”

To the book depository!

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

“’We’re going to do something,’ Blank said.”

I was in Afghanistan when that happened.  The number of troops who don’t even believe OBL was killed would probably surprise a lot of people.  (Same with the number who question whether 9/11 was an 'inside job'.)

Yeah, that was not this.  Try as the might.

Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

Trump wasn’t the only boob at the game.

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Well, Pendley isn’t wrong about that area being overrun by morons with guns; it’s just that they’re already on our side of the wall and voting for Trump.

Some old EU goodness, a Star Destroyer rising out of the ground.

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.