I hear Enes Kanter is a free agent

My Uncle who works for Nintendo will show you the unreleased Zelda game but only if you’re my new best friend 

I can’t believe this is as of yet uni-stellar.

Similarly, I refuse to share the office kitchen with Gary after he stole my idea to start a water club.

Horton’s rivalry with Sun began at the 2016 Rio Olympics, when the Aussie accused Sun of splashing water on him during a training session.

Swimmers Upset Swimmer Won’t Piss, In Pool

It’s Mike Pence you are talking about. If Trump were outed as a frequent patron of a sex dungeon for transsexual midgets, the equivalent Mike Pence scandal would be learning that he once kept female goats on his private ranch and sometimes tended to them on his own, outside the watchful gaze of Mother.

I think we can all agree that the biggest offense is that he used AfterEffects to edit an image.

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

Its got what plants crave!

It has electrolytes!

Isn’t gatorade basically just water and salt (oh yeah, and a bunch of sugar)?

“We should be focused on moving things forward, always pushing the boundaries and finding new stories to tell. That’s how we’ll survive and grow this industry."

What a coincidence! I’m a self-certified brain surgeon!

my favorite piece of Rand Paul trivia is that he is self-certified as an ophthalmologist, because the state of Kentucky will not certify him as an ophthalmologist.

I don’t know, but I feel he should be doing it behind closed doors. Think of the children. And their bats.

I, for one, look forward to Steven Adams appearing in the State Farm commercials.

I’m not sure what’s worse, being Takes-Ball-Away-From-Kids Guy or being Chooses-Drinks-Based-On-ABV guy.

I thought that was Christian Yelich.

1202 also happens to be the projected number of losses for the Royals this year.