I’m sure I missed a few things.

“the Blue Line Punisher symbol have been widely embraced by the law enforcement community as a symbol for the war against those who hate law enforcement.”

How many kids get to say that happened at their party?

Devil made him(self) do it

I welcome our mouse-eared overlords.

Disney acquiring, I dunno, let’s say Canada.

Security is no joke, but probably because fans were extrapolating that picture into a plot involving time travel through the multiverse, what is planned for phase 5, and Disney acquiring, I dunno, let's say Canada.

If you ask Nike, yes

Or flogging the bishop, as it were...

vintage meme usage, nicely done.

sure, when these people take pics, its justice, but when i do, its immoral.

When you said “Grandmaster caught cheating in the bathroom” my first thoughts were of sympathy towards Mrs. Flash. 

As Jacoby Brissett would say, is Tornado Alley windy?

How's it feel to finish an NBA story and have to immediately write another

Richard graduated from Southern Mississippi with a major in exercise science

Now now, Barron still has The Cyber.

SHAMALAYAN TWIST!!!!!!

Oh yes, were “updating our app”. *Employees running around screaming and grabbing anything they can*

Hey, the Vikings haven’t lost a single Super Bowl since that trade.

“Good comment”- Herschel Walker