See, the world was changing, and the puppy was getting bigger...

Amash was an original Tea Party goon and spent 70% of his oped bothsidering.  Anyone who read his oped is now stupider.  I award no points and may god have mercy on his soul.

Lots of revisionist history on this thread, and projecting today’s morality on the 1760s

That’s not how history works, folks

Guys who use the word “slut” have the maturity level of 12 year olds. I guess he knows his audience.

Yeah... but... reverse because she’s not...

How long before some hipster craft brewery makes a limited edition IPA called “Julius Randle with Hops”?

The Devil went down to Nashville and robbed them blind.

Wait, Jeffrey Loria’s buying them?

We had to destroy the team’s fanbase to save it!

It’s really obvious when you think about it.  The only way to keep a team in Tampa is to move it somewhere else.

Great playoffs; shitty management - it’s the NHL way!

Food and soda in a gym. Do you want Morants? Because that's how you get Morants.

I think it's unfair to say that this is the reason they lost. It's probably only 80%, because fuck that guy. 

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

Laffs fan here. Watching Marchand have a defensive aneurysm at the end of the first resulting in the second goal, then losing the game, then crying on the bench, then crying at the press conference....I feel like WE won the cup as well.
I feel warm, I feel fuzzy, and my outlook on life is rosy.

Thank you St. Louis.…

I actually believe St. Louis style wine is an unrefrigerated bottle of Sunny D.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that”

You get all the stars

PROTECT JON STEWART!!! He’s our most sacred jew!

Dammit, Barry!!!