Nodding.

I fucking hate you.

You motherfucker, take your star and die!

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

She’s dating him for the D. Not because he’s a (D).

well if the reality of now is if what we have is a candidate that just announced today was in a post-hardcore band and an actress whose first role was in a 1995 Harmony Korine penned film is dating a another candidate...

People seem to hate on Booker because he seems “out of touch” I guess? Because he’s got a super clean lifestyle, is a teetotaler, doesn’t have any obvious dirt on him politically and just seems genuinely nice. I personally think it’s not a terrible thing to be, as a politician. But it’s not that personally relatable…

Does... does she not know that ASU is shorthand for “DeVry but with binge drinking?”

“The McCain Institute for International Leadership is partner-shipped with ASU”

That NFL logo probably shouldn’t be there, either.

Works on contingency? No, money down!

>I< thought the FBI was operated by the deep state liberal Illuminati, Does this guy think that they are going to really be of any help? lol.

“Stop saying jets are a disaster!”

This was a very enjoyable read. Every part of it. Remind me who the snowflakes are supposed to be?

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get…

Okay, take your damn star.

I hope that this is an isolated incident, and not something that becomes poutine.

You completely forgot that sub plot, and you DON'T run a cluster of survivors who've been struggling to live in a zombie apocalypse for 5 years. I think if Ezekiel forgets it too, he could be forgiven! :)

The Best! The Best (Handjob) a Man Can Get!

The mystery guy has to be Roger Stone.