Man, that’s a deep cut Queen reference.

Timeless and unlimited, Minecraft is the one game to rule them all, period!

Speaking of, I bet Bryan Adams fucking hates this guy

I saw him in concert last October at a fairly small venue. It was plain from the jump that something is wrong with him. He has his stage manager come out before shows and tell everyone that they can’t use flashes or lights from their cell phones because bright lights will give Ryan an ‘Ocular Seizure’.

Paying with cash and he used his legal name?  Rookie move.

“How to Better Serve the Fans” it’s...it’s a cookbook!

If you loved growing up watching the Cubbies on WGN for free and listening to Harry Caray, boy will you love paying extra for this shitty new network to listen to Len Kasper.

I have a lot of good memories of playing KOTOR for 10+ hours straight when I was in junior high. I replayed those games so many times. They are such wonderful games. 

You should really up your whole home security game, what with Germain breaking in and forcing you to read his re-cap at gunpoint 🙄 

Here’s the problem. Without it being legal at a federal level, I still can’t use it despite it being legal in my state. We have to adhere to federal drug testing thanks to the ability to take contracts out-of-state. It sucks. And weed would be a lot healthier for me than the medications I take currently.

Where can I send your gift basket?

Mavs: Okay, so we’ll give you Dennis Smith Jr., take a couple expiring contracts, and...

I has to read this 3 times to realize that you weren’t referring to the “HNIC” that Morgan Freeman taught me.

I liked Solo just fine, but Spiderverse was such a better movie than Solo ever could have been.

I’m just here so I won’t get disenfranchised.

I bet his birth certificate actually says "Freddie".

what so now it’s OK to punch people!? what are you a terrorist?! you’re violating his freeze peach!

No surprise, the Shawny and Iroquois hate each other. 

Have you ever heard of nuance?

New-anz? No, I don’t listen to rap

I think he said yanny.