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I presume you are referring to the controversial choice to not give this guy about an hour more screen time:

I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far.

She was enacting just punishment on her parents for naming her Ashlynd.

most bad ass person. Think i liked him better then most jedi’s from the prequel. He was on the level of yoda with his jedi behavoir/thinking.

Pretty sure she most resembles the Durham Bull.

Pretty sure they meant Lou Dobbs.

and banging his head against an aluminum gate

some of the scene, though none of the head-banging.

Fuck me, a Canadian team is going to win the Stanley Cup, aren’t they?

Frankly, the move away from Jedi/Republic = good, Sith/Empire = Bad, is the best thing that came out of Rogue One. Seeing the Rebels be selfish dicks, and seeing heroes working to topple the Empire from within is what made the movie, really.

You take that back.

We won a Super Bowl with him, and I don’t give a shit if he inherited a Super Bowl caliber team. Plenty of coaches have had Super Bowl caliber teams and failed to win. Barry at least did what was expected of him.

Not totally related, but remember when the Vikings were 5-0? That was awesome.

Arguably my favourite part of Rogue One was how they (ever so slightly) weaved Rebels into the live action universe. Sure, it wasn’t much, but the little nugs that were there are enough to make me excited and cement Rebels as Canon (even though it already was, there’s a difference to me at least between it being said

Can’t have Sager. Can’t have a nice country. It all stinks now.

2016 won’t let us keep anything nice.

I noticed a coworker who looked a little down the other day after making a big mistake in a presentation, and I asked him if he was okay, and he said, “No, I feel like a real Cleveland Brown.”

I don’t know much about their physiology either, but are we sure that Bib was the healthy one and Beezer isn’t? For all we know Beezer’s a specimen by Twi’lek standards and his small hands a sign of virility.

“Wait, the Rams are in Los Angeles?”

Ohhhhh, man. That is funny. This guy should host the Globes.