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Took ballet? That’s fucking stupid and anyone who sings it that way hates Christmas and America.

You and me both, buddy. Except the wife part. I don’t even know your wife, much less see movies with her.

Based on what I saw last night, the Jets would be better served by starting Tom Petty - holy crap, are they THAT bad?!

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Look at her go!

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

To be fair, Fisher’s decision wasn’t personal. The Rams have a strict policy against allowing their running backs to go anywhere on the field.

Eli Manning is now demanding a sideline fort of his own.

Hell yeah Ottawa finally won a sports championship, time to go riot!!!

That’s Deck Thruster, the rebellion’s swingingest pilot.

Thanks to online guitar tabs, I know how to play Green Day - “Good Riddance”.

Like Tim Burke, when I was a teen the internet was essentially a way to get guitar tabs. The especially good ones were the ones that stripped complex songs down to four chords and/or featured kludged-together notation so that you could say play the “pretty parts” of semi-obscure Clash songs. A little bit later, the…

Its really odd considering all their other siblings are named George Foreman.

But it wasn’t on an email server, so at least we know we are safe and secure, right?

If it’s any solace, I’m sure they’ll Flame out...

Why do we call them “alt-right” instead of “white supremacists”?

Cowboys defense thought it was clear nothing was going to happen. But Ben decided to force it on them. Seems like a pattern with him.